Comic strip artists from the 40’s draw their characters while blindfolded
wowie someone’s projecting
These facts sound crazy, but they’re actually true.
Ok but lobsters are immortal?
Functionally immortal, But as with everything inherent in the universe far from invulnerable. A rather cruel trade off
You’re functionally immortal but trade off is your flesh is delicious.
It’s like being invulnerable but being made of a breadstick.
I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon
I’m going to be laughing about this for ages