Skyrim: Dragonborn - Apocrypha
Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”
A friendly walrus on a Russian submarine.
The only joke my mom ever made was me
Jurassic Park (1993)
Dinosaur hotel… it’s a real hotel that you can stay at!
you people should learn about the goetic demons like for example:
this is prince stolas, he is a long legged owl demon who teaches knowledge about astronomy and herbs to anyone who conjures him
whats not cool about an owl demon